- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Penis.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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