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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

This sentance contains three errers

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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