Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Women's rights

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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