a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Knock knock What?

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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