- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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