Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Coldpaly is a good band

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Apple juice.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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