- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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