- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

don't read this

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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