The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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hard cheese

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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retard

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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I'm sn otter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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