Yo mama is so fat she died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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