- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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