- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

If i open this door you can go trough it

5 people are walking

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

"Knock knock." "No."

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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