What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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hello anomonous

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Bob Saget

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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