- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

You're tall.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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