- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's circular and round A circle

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's funnier than 24? 25

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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