- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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