- Anti Joke

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.