- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

My penis is big... not.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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