Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

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