Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

kesha is a virgin.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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