What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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my gramma died

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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