What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Donald Trump

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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