Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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kesha is a virgin.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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anal seepage

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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