- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

I like your hair

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Republicans

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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