- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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