Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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