- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

WHO WANTS SOW????

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Where do you live? In a house

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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