Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Jews

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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