How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Bean.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

acualy is dolan

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

There's a god, just kidding.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

You see how lame this is?

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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