- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

whats worse than school? Summer school

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