Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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The NBA and womens sports

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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