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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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