- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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