- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Who is big and stupid My brother

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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