- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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