- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

josh roberts got the d in geog

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.