- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

penis haha

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

A women in the kitchen.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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