- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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