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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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