- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

WEED!

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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