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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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