What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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bees knees

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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My parents have an open marriage.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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