- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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