What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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