- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

PSN IS UP

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Trashcan!

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