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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Hillary Clinton

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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