- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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