- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

boobs.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Whats funnier than 24, 69

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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