- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

FUCK THE JEWS

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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