- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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